Scrilla!

It makes the world go round, as they say.

It is the source, framework, and reason for everything.

It sends you on all-inclusive vacations. Or a night at a Motel 6.

It buys a lavish car. Or a subway pass.

It provides Filet Mignon. Or McDonald's.

It's the difference between having electricity or not. Being warm or freezing. Living and dying.

I fucking hate it.