Rack

8/23
What a lame word. One syllable. Say it. Rack. Thank goodness it has multiple meanings or else I wouldn’t write about it. What exactly is a rack? A towel rack. You hang towels from a bar that’s attached to a wall. Someone back in the day (saying ‘back in the day’ makes me not have to think of an accurate date) must have invented it. Then they tried to dangle from it and it broke off from what it was hanging on and they yelled "RACK" as they fell to the ground. Someone=monkeys. I believe that is exactly what happened and if anyone wants to argue that, I welcome them to my table of knowledge.

Ah, another form of rack. To rack someone can be slang for hitting a guy in the balls. I may have made that one up but definitely not the first meaning.

The last meaning: I told McGuire to say any word and that I’d write about it and she chose rack. I wonder what she's thinking about! Sorry I had to out you Mc, but I didn’t want to seem like a douchebag writing and thinking about racks all by myself. :)